1. The Mad Hatter
Two weeks ago, Snooki, JWOWW and Angelina had a meeting of the minds where they devised a foolproof plan to draft up an "anonymous" letter to let Sammi in on the truth about Ronnie. The secret assembly would not have been complete without a neon pink "Hey Dude"-inspired cowboy hat, and we're hoping to see more of Little Miss Texas in upcoming episodes.

2. Lady Of The Jungle
Back in Episode 3, Snooki took her iconic hairstyle to new heights to accent a seriously sexy leopard mini dress that even caught the attention of her roommate, Vinny. (The jury's still out on whether or not they snooked.) If Tarzan ever collaborated in the sewing studio with self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel" Janice Dickinson, we're pretty sure this is the get-up they would create.

3. Snuggle Bunny
Ronnie might underestimate Snooki's smarts (remember last night when he said she doesn't use big words like "wisely" -- yeah, we're not even gonna touch that), but she's more clever than people think. What else would explain the massive fuzzy slippers she's wearing here? The girls were getting ready for their ceremonial I-hate-boys plate smashing and she wanted to make sure she didn't cut her toesies ... right?

4. Pantless Princess
Snooks is a short girl, so if anyone can get away with trying to pass a T-shirt off as a dress it's her ... but that doesn't mean this turquoise blue top should be worn without pants. We're pretty sure it barely covers her bum, but her enormous yard of booze and vision-impairing shades certainly steal the attention away.

The "Jersey Shore" cast is back in Seaside Heights shooting Season 3, but aside from making room at Sunday dinner for their new pal Deena Nicole, what else have they been up to? We're not entirely sure, though it looks like everyone's getting along (or, at least, trying to!). Check out exclusive pics from MTV News, where Deena, Snooki and JWOWW take a wild ride on a roller coaster. Snooki appears to have cranked up her boyfriend search a few notches (she's sporting a shirt that says "I Want A Gorilla" -- guess that whole thing with Jeff Miranda didn't quite work out)! Pauly D, on the other hand, is simply frozen in his famous come-hither pose. Now, stay just like that...

"Hard Times"
Full Episode: RJ takes Jenny to the school dance, but then leaves her in order to be with Lily at the hospital.
Bonus Clip: Jareb gets catty on the keyboard. Watch it:

"Warren The Ape"
Full Episode: When you're out of work it's hard to pay the bills, but Warren figures out a way.
Bonus Clip: Eugene Levy from "American Pie" doesn't find the outlandish puppet funny and puts him in his place.
Sneak Peek: After Warren's brief stint behind bars, he thinks he's figured out who his father is. Have a look:

"Real World: New Orleans"
Full Episode: Someone steals Ashlee's Percocet, and Sahar makes her singing debut at a local lounge.
Sneak Peek: Everyone's had it with Ryan, and they want him to leave. First step is to lock him out of the house.

"Jersey Shore"
Full Episode: Sammi discovers JWOWW and Snooki's anonymous note, and Team MVP has their way with the ladies.
Bonus Clip: Mike wants the group of DTFs to leave the house, but he doesn't have the heart to kick 'em out.
Jersey Shore Hook-up: Snooki says she's single and ready to party. Watch it:

Earlier this week, we reported on rumors about a Speidi sex tape that might soon make the rounds. Spencer Pratt, who is threatening to release the footage if Heidi doesn't try to reconcile with him, seems really proud of the scandal he's drummed up. He tweeted that the hot 'n' heavy vid is going to be his claim to famedom (dude expects his camerawork to be as meaningful as Picasso's art!). Meanwhile, Spencer's co-star in the film has been hiding out in Costa Rica while simultaneously being courted by her estranged hubby. Thankfully Heidi's former bestie Jen Bunney, who she dumped back in June, is on her way to save the day. Or something.

Elsewhere, Audrina Patridge has been busy working on her acting career, and over on the East Coast, Angelina hasn't been shy about expressing her distaste for "Jersey Shore" roommates-gone-mad, Sammie and Ronnie. Check out their tweets below:

We here at Remote Control are always game to see how one of your random hook-ups comes about -- by definition, TV bloggers are voyeurs who take pleasure in witnessing the lowdown, trashy escapades of others. But we were a little disappointed by the MVP team's Extract the Grenade strategy on last night's episode of "Jersey Shore."

Don't get us wrong -- we've got no problem with the fact that you didn't offer those what's-their-names a tour of the house, or a glass of water, before directing them straight to your twin beds. We didn't even blink when you promptly kicked them out at sunrise with a "Great meeting you" and weak hug. Those chicks knew exactly what they were getting themselves into when they agreed to come to the house -- it's no secret y'all keep a Smush Scoreboard that details all your conquests. What really got our goat is twofold: That girl you tucked into bed because she wasn't up to your physical standards? 1) She was cute! And 2) Forgive us, but wasn't she the one who wanted to hit the hay, and hardly seemed interested in your goodies? Didn't she reject you first?

The impression we got after watching your plan play out is that any girl who's not all up in your junk gets called a grenade, and we think that's pretty lame.

Mike (and please feel free to pass along the message to your accomplices, Pauly D and Vinny): As usual, we got a kick outta all the theatrics, and we're looking forward to seeing more next week. We're just hoping you stop labeling self-respecting women who CHOOSE to sleep alone as hippos.

Sincerely,

RC

Kristin Cavallari's really been playing around with her look this month. Not only did she color her hair a darker hue, but the always trendy ex-Hillzie stepped out on Wednesday donning a Farrah Fawcett-inspired feathered hairstyle. K-Cav paired her '70s blowout with a mixture of surplus and designer fashions, rocking teeny weeny white shorts by Black Orchid, an oversized Splendid blouse and nude Hussein Chalayan cut-out heels.

+ What do you think of K-Cav's throwback style? Are you feeling the 'do, or do you prefer her hair stick straight? Sound off in the comments!

Lately, it's been looking as if all the Angelina mishigas has died down and the roommates have come to accept her as part of the family. The only outstanding issue? Angelina isn't cleaning up after herself -- and apparently, it's a much larger problem for her roommates than they let on during tonight's "Jersey Shore." (The Situation can't seem to hold a grudge when there's pasta on the dinner menu.)

According to Mike, Pauly D, JWOWW and Snooki in our latest episode of the Jersey Shore Hook-up, the whole house kept Angelina at arm's length throughout their stay in Miami -- not because she was still talking trash about them, but because Angelina's hygiene became a big stinkin' elephant in the bedroom. Watch the video to hear the cast members joke unapologetically about the flies that followed their frenemy around the house. (Please remind us to bathe in perfume the next time we interview these guys, they're brutal!)

Well, we all called it. Judging by the scenes from next week that aired after tonight's episode, Sammi's denial has gotten so out of hand that even a typed note detailing her boyfriend's cheating might not tear her away from his loving hulking arms. In fact, it looks as if it only causes her to cut off her best friends.

JWOWW and Snooki recently told Jersey Shore Hook-up host Kenny Santucci that they're simply over the breakup/makeup drama -- Sammi can elope with Ron in Atlantic City while she's drunk on SoCo for all they care. So why did they decide to deliver the anonymous letter in the first place (after all, they kinda knew it would cause the Miami house to implode)? Well, according to JWOWW, she couldn't deal with the guilt any longer. Plus, she and Snooki wanted Sam to find out the truth before the weekend hit, because apparently that's Ron's favorite time to get it in with other girls. (Guess he's a numbers guy, like his boy Mike.)

Earlier this summer, Ronnie not only told us that the "Jersey Shore" house had a Smush Room, but that the territory was so damn filthy it was basically a biohazard. It's hard to imagine that any of the guys had success wooing a Miami girl into their filth trap of soiled sheets and last night's smeared bronzer, but who are we kidding? They're pros at the art of, er, romance.

On tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore," we watched The Situation outperform himself during a tricky game of 4 on 3. After a 30-second time-out (in which he placed two girls in Ronnie's room) and a successful Team MVP huddle, he drew up a game plan that guaranteed them all a victory (writing this is seriously making us lose interest in sports by the millisecond).

Check out this Jersey Shore Hook-up clip, where Mike explains how the Smash Squad (yup, that's what he's calling his team) earned their points (and who got the most), and why sleeping with a grenade gets you a big fat zero.

There's nothing more frustrating than watching a mismatched couple fight and make up and then start fighting again (Ronnie and Sam: Aren't you tired yet?). While we were devastated to see that Snooki's breakup with Emilio caused her to cry a river in the middle of the street, we were pumped when she got all badass and burned up the memories like Angela Bassett in "Waiting To Exhale." The "Jersey Shore" castie hasn't done one friggin' club cartwheel all season, so we're ready to see Snooks crank up the pouf, hike up her leopard skirt and have another memorable hookup-with-a-rando moment.

Check out a clip from this week's Jersey Shore Hook-Up, where host Kenny Santucci wants to know if Snooki's seriously ready to start partying again. According to her, the answer is yes! Hallelujah!