Earlier this week, we reported on rumors about a Speidi sex tape that might soon make the rounds. Spencer Pratt, who is threatening to release the footage if Heidi doesn't try to reconcile with him, seems really proud of the scandal he's drummed up. He tweeted that the hot 'n' heavy vid is going to be his claim to famedom (dude expects his camerawork to be as meaningful as Picasso's art!). Meanwhile, Spencer's co-star in the film has been hiding out in Costa Rica while simultaneously being courted by her estranged hubby. Thankfully Heidi's former bestie Jen Bunney, who she dumped back in June, is on her way to save the day. Or something.

Elsewhere, Audrina Patridge has been busy working on her acting career, and over on the East Coast, Angelina hasn't been shy about expressing her distaste for "Jersey Shore" roommates-gone-mad, Sammie and Ronnie. Check out their tweets below:

Kristin Cavallari's really been playing around with her look this month. Not only did she color her hair a darker hue, but the always trendy ex-Hillzie stepped out on Wednesday donning a Farrah Fawcett-inspired feathered hairstyle. K-Cav paired her '70s blowout with a mixture of surplus and designer fashions, rocking teeny weeny white shorts by Black Orchid, an oversized Splendid blouse and nude Hussein Chalayan cut-out heels.

+ What do you think of K-Cav's throwback style? Are you feeling the 'do, or do you prefer her hair stick straight? Sound off in the comments!

It was about time Stephanie Pratt broke out of her serious, dark period and showed off her stems in a fun summer shade. At XIV restaurant in Hollywood earlier this week, the ex-Hillzie was glowing in an emerald green halter dress with a deep neckline and buttons down the front. She paired the frock with tan Yves Saint Laurent strappy stilettos and a chain-strap purse.

+ Take a look at Steph sporting more jewel-toned outfits and let us know if you prefer seeing her draped in happy colors or her recent black fashions.

Rumors of a Speidi sex tape are nothing new. One year ago, when Spencer and Heidi were at the height of their wedded bliss, Playboy asked the inseparable duo whether or not there was a filmed performance of their bedtime hijinks in the vault, and the following was Heidi's response:

"No way. I've never watched porn in my life. I'm not going to start making it. ... [But] I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are. If your sex life isn't happy, your marriage is screwed."

So where does this leave us? Confused. Up until this morning, Heidi was denying the tapes even exist, but now TMZ's reporting that she's considering striking a deal with Vivid Entertainment exec Steve Hirsch. According to the site, Heidi plans to base her price on how well Kim Kardashian's XXX film sold. (Maybe she should also factor in how Spencer measures up to Ray J.)

Stephanie Pratt's never been shy about showing her skin, and why would she? Just take a look (above) at the long, golden gams she flashed at the "Going The Distance" premiere in Los Angeles! The ex-Hillzie wore a mega-mini lace dress with matching peep-toe Christian Louboutin booties, which perfectly accentuated her lean legs. Steph certainly knows how to bring the va-va-voom factor when she sports LBDs on the carpet!

+ Check out some other black dresses the young starlet's worn recently, then tell us what you think about her latest sexy number.

In another humbling, mea culpa moment, Heidi Montag took to Twitter yesterday and admitted to Lauren Conrad that she was right all along, "Spencer is "soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sucky!!!" Call it karma or just bad luck, but TMZ has reported that Heidi's ex Spencer Pratt is now threatening to release sex tapes starring the once-inseparable couple, as well as Heids and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. Bet she's banging her head against the wall for ever spreading that sick, little rumor about LC and Jason Wahler doin' it on camera, huh?

+ Do you feel compassion for Heidi (just one hour ago she tweeted, "I am heading back to bed. some days are just hard to get up and face reality"), or is she finally receiving payback for putting Lauren through sex tape scandal hell? Take the poll, then check out the video below to relive the infamous "you know what you did!" confrontation that erupted at Le Deux between the former best friends.

Just about everyone on "Jersey Shore" this season is disruptive (plate smashing? really, Snooki?), but if we had to crown a winner, it'd have to be Angelina (Ronnie's definitely making a case to take her spot though). Her unannounced return made Pauly D's stiff blowout lean like the Pisa, and even though the house is starting to accept her into la famiglia, it seems like she still feels like an outsider. Maybe that explains why she's been reaching out to other MTV stars over the internets ...

This week, Angelina tweeted that she was spending time in the music studio (when did she become a musician?), and then sent out a few messages in about-to-be-divorced Spencer Pratt's direction (WTF?). Is she looking to shelf her attraction to clean-shaven juiceheads for a turn with a bearded "filmmaker," or is she just trying to find another show villain to bond with?

Elsewhere, Heidi Montag publicly grieved over the loss of her friend and plastic surgeon, Dr. Ryan, who passed away earlier this week. Her ex-bestie Lauren Conrad found herself face to face with a gnarly Angeleno, and Lo Bosworth's appetite got all wonky -- who craves greasy food that early in the morn' (unless they're hungover -- tsk, tsk!)?

Check out their tweets below:

For weeks, the press has reported that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were sorting out their divorce in a friendly manner, with no hard feelings or death stares directed at one another. But according to Usmagazine.com, Spencer's picked a new strategy: writing a tell-all book about his former bride. Oof. "I'm not holding anything back," Spence told the site earlier today.

Among the many imaginable scandy topics he'll touch upon is Heidi's relationship with her mother. You know, the one he basically ruined.

Now that Heidi Montag's a free woman, she's been spending an awful lot of time frolicking on the sandy beaches with her puppies -- but recent Hail Mary tweets to her old pals Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad have us thinking that she's longing for something more ... like a new love interest. Since Spencer Pratt has John Hancock'd the divorce papers, it's a good time for her to get back into the dating game, and we know just who she should flirt with next. Check out our picks:

Robert Kardashian
The younger brother to the starlet trio (Kim, Khloe and Kourtney), Rob's never had a hard time expressing his emotions (remember when he cried a river after splitting up with ex-"Cheetah" star Adrienne Bailon?). If he linked up with Heidi, we think his close-knit family would be a great influence on her and possibly help reunite the Montag clan.

Zach Braff
This former "Scrubs" star is also a producer and director, and if Heids wants to up her IMDb STARmeter ranking, she could use some legitimate direction from an Emmy-nominated entertainer. In terms of their compatibility, we think he'd go for the compassionate, small town girl (he dated Mandy Moore, after all!).

Mickey Rourke
This celebrated actor (who, believe it or not, was actually a sex symbol in his heyday) has a history with plastic surgery. After taking countless hits to the face as an amateur boxer, Rourke enlisted the help of a cosmetic surgeon to try and correct his distorted appearance. While he's twice the age of our ex-Hillzie, their affinity for going under the knife means they already have a lot in common. Plus, he's probably got great tips on how to resurrect a career!

Ryan Gosling
OK, maybe we're the ones who want a date with this guy, but Heids would also be lucky to have him. Ryan is a serious actor AND musician, so she should be jumping up and down at the thought of hanging out with someone that could ostensibly re-guide her career. He's sorta-dating Rachel McAdams at the moment, so Heidi might have to lay low for a bit until he's officially back up for sale.

Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on, who the heck wouldn't want to have a tryst with this super studly soccer player? Looks aside, Cristiano just had a baby, so if Heidi still wants to fulfill her maternal instincts, jumping into the role of step-mommy could be a really great next step for her. Also, did we mention that we think he's smokin' hot?

Ryan Cabrera
Yeah, swapping spit with Audrina's former boyfriend is definitely not the best way for her to keep a friendship, but Ryan's sweet harmonic melodies make us think he'd be the perfect complement to Heidi's shoreline homemade music videos. Girl could really use a serenade right about now.

For all you skeptics out there who insisted that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's split was just another elaborate scheme to garner press, today you smell the stink of defeat (we're told it's like a blend of Chanel No. 5, patchouli and stale tacos). According to TMZ, the famed (for doing anything for fame) couple will officially say sayonara to their Speidi moniker within six months, as Spencer reportedly signed the divorce papers (filed by Heids) last week.

The breakup appears to have taken its toll on Heidi, but Spencer's already back on the singles scene -- so who do you think will be his next victim girlfriend? Considering the ex-"Hills" villain's excuse for the demise of his marriage ("There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully," he recently told People), we're thinking someone with an equally depraved lust for the spotlight would fit the bill. Here are our top six picks:

1. Vienna Girardi
Things didn't quite work out with "Bachelor" star Jake Pavelka, and the buzz about her betrayal (and his lack of sex drive) has already timed out. A few dates with Spence could really up her VIP party invites and tabloid presence.

2. Kate Gosselin
This once straight-laced, suburban mom has transformed herself into a Hollywood MILF (it's Heidi 10 years from now!), and what better way to help Spencer conquer his fear of children than to add eight of them to his everyday life?

3. Janice Dickinson
C'mon, you didn't see those sweet stolen glances between the two on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"? Sure, she's a little past her prime, but we know Spencer's very encouraging of plastic surgery.

4. Tila Tequila
Girl will do almost anything to stay on the public's radar, and we always got the feeling she liked the boys more than the girls anyway. Especially a boy who'd probably be more than willing to fight for her honor against unruly concertgoers.

5. Omarosa from "The Apprentice"
We know, we keep coming back to older women, but who else in the world could set Spencer straight than the meanie who threw down with Wendy Williams on her own talk show?

6. Lady Gaga
Uh, yeah, he wishes!