
Now that Heidi Montag's a free woman, she's been spending an awful lot of time frolicking on the sandy beaches with her puppies -- but recent Hail Mary tweets to her old pals Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad have us thinking that she's longing for something more ... like a new love interest. Since Spencer Pratt has John Hancock'd the divorce papers, it's a good time for her to get back into the dating game, and we know just who she should flirt with next. Check out our picks:
Robert Kardashian
The younger brother to the starlet trio (Kim, Khloe and Kourtney), Rob's never had a hard time expressing his emotions (remember when he cried a river after splitting up with ex-"Cheetah" star Adrienne Bailon?). If he linked up with Heidi, we think his close-knit family would be a great influence on her and possibly help reunite the Montag clan.
Zach Braff
This former "Scrubs" star is also a producer and director, and if Heids wants to up her IMDb STARmeter ranking, she could use some legitimate direction from an Emmy-nominated entertainer. In terms of their compatibility, we think he'd go for the compassionate, small town girl (he dated Mandy Moore, after all!).
Mickey Rourke
This celebrated actor (who, believe it or not, was actually a sex symbol in his heyday) has a history with plastic surgery. After taking countless hits to the face as an amateur boxer, Rourke enlisted the help of a cosmetic surgeon to try and correct his distorted appearance. While he's twice the age of our ex-Hillzie, their affinity for going under the knife means they already have a lot in common. Plus, he's probably got great tips on how to resurrect a career!
Ryan Gosling
OK, maybe we're the ones who want a date with this guy, but Heids would also be lucky to have him. Ryan is a serious actor AND musician, so she should be jumping up and down at the thought of hanging out with someone that could ostensibly re-guide her career. He's sorta-dating Rachel McAdams at the moment, so Heidi might have to lay low for a bit until he's officially back up for sale.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on, who the heck wouldn't want to have a tryst with this super studly soccer player? Looks aside, Cristiano just had a baby, so if Heidi still wants to fulfill her maternal instincts, jumping into the role of step-mommy could be a really great next step for her. Also, did we mention that we think he's smokin' hot?
Ryan Cabrera
Yeah, swapping spit with Audrina's former boyfriend is definitely not the best way for her to keep a friendship, but Ryan's sweet harmonic melodies make us think he'd be the perfect complement to Heidi's shoreline homemade music videos. Girl could really use a serenade right about now.